Top Ten Ways to Be happy

1>Realise that enduring happines doesn't come from success. Just accept it like a will-less robot. Wealth is like health; its absence breeds misery, but presence doesn't garuntee happiness[or coreect spellings]

2>Take control of your time, it helps to set goals and break them into daily aims.

3>What is self-discipline? "Doing practically everything against the law of inertia"; which is so freaking tough, but it kinda pays!

4>Act happy, put on a happy smile like the clown from the 80's. Talk as optimist [although your head knows better]. Be outgoing sort of person. I mean why frown and have wrinkles when you can smile and have...err...dimples?

5>Seek work and leisure which enhance your skills. Like do something creepily fundu stuff like gardening!

6>Try aerobics, the author himself doesn’t, but what the hell...advice is after all free!

7>Give priority to close relationship, do a trust fall with them if time [and space] permits, also get to know what the heck a 'trust fall' is. it will always seem to you that the people about whom you think the most, care the most think of you as a walkover doormat. Now that, it happens with everyone so relatively speaking it shouldn’t make you that unhappy.

8>Focus beyond self, i.e. when you want to steal something for yourself, steal one more piece for your friend...on a more ludicrous note, help the needy.

9>SLEEP; and tell everything and everybody to scoot off!!!!

10> Read more such articles, which tell you what to do and what not to do....it makes you feel that you yourself are so gullible, hence you end up laughing on the author. Which primarily makes the 4th point valid.