Tuesday, January 5, 2010

The 3 idiots opinion-reversal

This is something crazy. If you were as jobless as to come and read my blogpost a couple of week earlier when i was all 3-idioty, you would have noticed a bigger than the movie script review stuck up there. That said and done, i feel it as my moral obligation to announce it in full awareness of my actions - That I am beginning to have this feeling that freaking HATE the movie.


It must have a lot to do with the buzzKill of a row between abhijat joshi and chetan bhagat, where all the ends seem so darn loose that a mindrape followed the chain of events. I mean at one point it was as if the name was scuffled out as part of pay off. This was a major earth shattering presumption derived from the fact that FPS was out-of-stock in all major booksellers stores in mere a week.  


Also, I think it has more to do with the fact that i watched the movie again. And I couldnt help but smuggly snigger at all the classic bollywood "overtly-look-beyond-the-logic" play-offs which i myself admittd of over-looking in my previous post.


Seriously, how the hell did aamir pass as a 18year old fresher? And more importantly, how did i not feel this when I first saw the movie?


Also, the very 'unGrandma-esque" style of preaching which our dear rancho so vouches for is shelled out at random places, how come he does that to random strangers? 


How did R.Madhavan just walk-up to kareena kapoor and with all the conviction that put bush to shame, realizes her of the fact that she still loves the guy whom she hasnt seen for 10 years and who went away without even as much as saying a goodbye? Just because she was eating a dhokla? I mean, even her groom eating it!! does that mean he was opre 377 and shit??? EFF


Moreover, the movie i think throws a blatant, casual and easy to pop-in sedative at the current youth of the nation which makes everyone think of himself as a 'genius-stuck-in-lame-place" WOW, superb...how conveniently everyone thinks that that is the best truth ever! I mean one dude might be just screwing around doing almost nothing and his conviction about "agar-mein-chahoon-toh-mar-hi-loon" type of axioms are all very well cajoled and besotted. Al the while over-looking the fact that he's lazy?


Okay, i know that right now I am trying to hold the movie a resposible authority for everything that is wrong in the universe and maybe the 45th dimensions which i right now can't see. But, augh! come on....i actually went woot woot when av unsanitized vacuum cleaner was used to deliver a baby and airtel mobile broadband was shown of a capacity that puts japanesse current broadband to shame.....wasn't the movie about technical precision and realties, hello?


I vouch for the "all izz well" philo still and also that there is a dire need to activate the corpus callosum connecting the rght and left hemisphere if our brains to offer a better learning experience for all the higher education patterns. But simultaneously i also vouch for a tad bit more of realism in the movie that's been shelled at us. Because you see, that we as a society have the propensity to make such so obvious technical and continuity blunders as a mutli-million turning cash makers....what will we do with an actually sane movie???


I ask, for a bit more of better stuff. Please...help me have the cake.

3 comments:

clara said...

njsh, we can publish your two reviews in the next view-counterview section: "3 idiots" :)

i liked both your reviews, but beg to differ with the second one.

isn't a movie all about forgetting the real stuff and letting your imagination wander? the baby delivery sequence may have had flaws, but it was a delightful one; while watching it, all i could think of was, "wow! now, can i do something like that, some day?". we keep seeing real projects (like the final yr project, the countless robots we attempt making for fests, etc.) failing miserably. if seeing something being made effortlessly in a movie makes you feel good, then the purpose is served, right?

cheers to abhijat joshi (er... and chetan bhagat too!)

Unknown said...

i have to agree with you, nijeesh. and disagree with you, swati. It was a thoroughly entertaining movie but as an engineering student, I found that the movie failed to convince me. And I again agree with nijeesh in saying that the 'aal izz well' philosophy is all i can use from the movie.

Unknown said...

also, nijeesh, i am thoroughly enjoying peeing in your swimming pool. keep up the good work!

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