My first mail ever to renesa back in my first year.

from	Nijeesh padmanabhan
to		renesa@yahoogroups.com,renesa@yahoogroups.co.in
date		Tue, Feb 13, 2007 at 6:30 PM
subject		article
mailed-by		gmail.com --------------------------------------------------------------

Some questions, I want to ask…. 

Nijeesh Padmanabhan

2/8 

• Why do the auto drivers and even some faculty members too (!) insist on calling our Alma matter ‘SVR’?
• Why is it that when seen from hostel office the admin dept looks like a pile slabs brutally crushing some window panes?
• Why is the “staff club” called so, even when it does not remotely looks like a “club”…and also you seldom see the “staff” over there?
• And why is the “reach center” called so when there is no reason as to why we should even think of ‘reach’ing there?
• Why is it that there’s no board in front of electronics department spelling its name in ‘hindi’(believe me some fresher had a real bad time due to it during their “freshman orientation programs)??
• Why it is that girl’s hostel is so near to CRC and other department while we are made to walk to Antarctica four times a day?
• Why was required to go through Greek and roman mythology, before I can read any Mindbend problem statement?
• Why is it that after a new board declaring the prohibition of outsiders in the institute (not a new board infact…its probably there since 1857 or something but just painted newly ) the number of outsiders suddenly amplified?
• Why is it that as soon as you go to wash your clothes in hostel, the tank runs out of aqua?
• Why is it that I kept confusing with “renesa” as “reneasa” and thus all my previous articles bounced on me, making me the only one to ever read them?
• Who exactly writes the “rumor mills” section in reneasa(oops..)…RENESA?
• Does the sanitation staff clean the admin drawing hall with invisible and non-existent brooms?
• What made me write such insane, irrational and ‘question’able article?
• What made the editorial board approve this to print?